Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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