how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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