I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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