I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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