Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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