Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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