Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
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