Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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