I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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