At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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