But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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