I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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