yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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