Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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