you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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