oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize