I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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