are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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