I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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