I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
tell me about the eggs
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