is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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