I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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