no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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