Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
