Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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