He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
The adults are the big ones right?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
