i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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