I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Randomize
