this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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