so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
only you would photoshop your dick
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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