I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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