Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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