belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Porn is love you can see.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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