WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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