They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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