Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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