I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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