im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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