My nipple is on Facebook.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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