Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
porn star boner night. come get it.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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