idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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