Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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