i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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