dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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