Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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