I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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