if you like me you must not know who I am
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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