You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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