I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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