Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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