I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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