Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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