you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
