They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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