I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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