Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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