Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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